A blonde walks into a New York bank and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce, parked on the street, in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5000, and the interest, which is $15.41. The loan officer says, «We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we’re a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5000?»
The blonde replied, «Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for $15?»
30 сентября, 2009 at 11:46
40?
30 сентября, 2009 at 11:47
An attractive female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him, «You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you.»
The drunk replies, «Your boobs.»
30 сентября, 2009 at 11:47
Куку, не, дабавел прелагатильнае к «бабе»
30 сентября, 2009 at 11:48
Three men walked into a bar: a priest, a pedophile, and a homosexual.
But wait. That was just the first guy.
30 сентября, 2009 at 11:50
нипарале праёбывать палтоз?
30 сентября, 2009 at 11:50
BLAs, exsplain me «laid» please. Did you mean «ебаца»??????? ))))))
30 сентября, 2009 at 11:50
плЪтоз
30 сентября, 2009 at 11:51
бойан, было по-русски
A blonde walks into a New York bank and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce, parked on the street, in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5000, and the interest, which is $15.41. The loan officer says, «We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we’re a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5000?»
The blonde replied, «Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for $15?»
30 сентября, 2009 at 11:52
Куку: laid is past of lay
30 сентября, 2009 at 11:52
ПАЛТОЗ!!!!!!!!!!
30 сентября, 2009 at 11:55
Бляс, эт получаеца шо «класть» — легкая форма «ебаца»???? )))))))))
30 сентября, 2009 at 11:56
эцсамае…
новэ псто.
30 сентября, 2009 at 11:59
бльо, вечно у меня нога на тормазе….