никакой пастанофки…
25 апреля, 2011 в 6:44 мск. Запостил: tankistПросмотров:
на Пасху жарили стейки, сидел закусывал и што я вижу?!
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IRS decides to audit Grandpa…
24 апреля, 2011 в 19:42 мск. Запостил: SepulПросмотров:
…and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
The auditor said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling.
I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.’
I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it,’ says
Grandpa. ‘How about a demonstration?’
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, ‘Okay. Go ahead.’
Grandpa says, ‘I’ll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.’
The auditor thinks a moment and says, ‘It’s a bet.’
Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it.
The auditor’s jaw drops. Read the rest of this entry »
Что-то мне подсказывает, что том не последний…
24 апреля, 2011 в 10:20 мск. Запостил: SepulПросмотров:
